Folk ARPS

I approve my slack-jawed visage. Now it's time to put these goo.... uh, looks, to use. Wolfenschwan, Kefirz, Bones. I was unaware of your non-male gender identity. Where can an arse-ugly mongoloid like myself buy a lady/ladies like you some combat stimulants? Don't fight amongst yourselves, there's ...

I too would appreciate seeing an effigy with my name in the hope that he fills my bulletspong quota before my next arma session. But only as long as you pick the ugliest, fattest, baldest squaddie you can find for him.

Homer 'Homercleese' Cleese.

Satire wrote: Outpost Bean: The Ballad of the Big Manly Arms

Like any good pub we ended up in the beer garden. And like any good pub we ended up staying there a LOT longer than intended.

Sorry chaps, exams coming up and don't have much time for my AAR's which, you might be surprised or appalled to learn (considering the high/low quality), take me bloody ages to write. Just wanted to ask a question of Alpha FTLs for Roundabout. It was my first time taking a SL slot from the beginning...

You taking sides Zergra? Lines are being drawn in the sand here. When the party approved excrement hits the certified minimally rotating appropriately bladed air current initiator you better be happy with your choice!

Alamo? ALAMO? If someone showed you a nacelle you'd try to batter it! Away with ye before I introduce you to my fists, Bono and Sinead O'Connor, ya dress-wearing, deep-frying, stomach-nibbler!

Back off Moox!! Chief O'Brien broke all kinds of glass ceilings for Irish wrench monkeys. You scots have rested on your laurels for waaaay too long.

EXEy me! EXEy me now!



Once again, I'm very, very sorry. It's very late here.

Me me me me me me me me me! I want to be in a space opera! Seriously any position. My skills are omnidirectional. Which is another way of saying they are zero in all applications.

Also I'm 32 and deeply ashamed of myself.

Make the joke about trains damnit! I want to not get it as well!