Folk ARPS

Forest Gateau Alpha Medicman (ASL: audiox) Strapping on our PTSD pants (brown) we headed back into the Forest of Explosive Precipitation. On the whole I've had a good run dodging mortars in the past, and it seemed like luck was on Alpha's side when the sounds of heavy engagement came echoing down f...

What follows may be partially/entirely made up. Issus: Kev, I have a terrible secret MrKev: Is this to do with goats? Issus: I've not actually seen an enemy so far in the session MrKev: I... I don't know what to say about that. Although I will be silently thinking about how much of a coward you are...

A fairly eventful evening, during which I harboured a shameful secret... Crash Site FERFOR, Bravo 1 Rifleman (Croc - FTL, MrKev and Mr-Link attending) Commandeering both SuperU's chopper and Bravo 2 as his own personal entourage, Fer shot off into the wide blue yonder at full speed, leaving us to cr...

dancemoox : my medic said he couldn't treat the hostages, so i stopped thinking about that. It's true. I tried on both hostages but got no action menu option to heal. There was some talk afterwards about people dropping first aid kits so the hostages could heal themselves, but as I only had one in ...

Defense in Depth DEFENDFOR Saboteur Daf had a convoluted plan to funnel our enemies through a mixture of deception, magic, and piles of explosives. He was just discussing the finer points of satchel-charge placement theory when BLUFOR executed a high-speed/low-drag nosedive into the castle and died...

Many thanks to dancemoox for hosting! Spring Cleaning Alpha 2 AR (FTL - Daf) And so FA V+ continued in the same vein it left off: jokes were made, towns were cleared, and the CO died before everyone else. Good times. Daf's ACRE was playing up, so I had to take the role of radio man for A2. Initially...

I'll hopefully get a proper AAR up later, but I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to my Blufor comrades and Zergra in particular for accidently grenading him in the face. Any rumors connecting his explosive death to the fact that he managed to grab the hostage slot before I could click on...

This is the session in which I did not die. Me neither! That's never happened before. It gave the entire session a pervasive air of unreality (possibly helped by the 90 minutes of sleep I'd had the previous night). Anyway... Poctalon OPFOR Alpha 2 AAR (FTL: Crocuta) For an evening of remaining aliv...

Cholo Episode II OpFor Bravo 1 AAR (mike-FTL, Guus, me, lwlooz) Ordered into a set of buildings adjacent to the police station, mike had us split into two groups - one watching north, the other south. Trying to conceal myself a way back from the window, I soon spotted a few smurfs skylining on the ...

Not much of an AAR this week due to early deaths in the first three missions. However, I would just like to mention that Kale giving birth to a fully-grown A10 (whilst being dutifully midwifed by Lord Penney) was possibly the most moving thing I've ever come across during any Folk ARPS session. The ...