Tonight we assaulted a forested hill, and died; assaulted a town full of RPGs, and parked badly; tried to escape from our friends using a helicopter, and parked that badly too; drove into the Tanoan jungle, and failed to learn from past mistakes; charged through a series of compounds, and learned about the dangers of stacking up in doorways; tried to dispense justice to a horde of men in blue shirts, and failed THE LAW; and finally went on a series of wacky adventures mostly involving explosions.
Those things happened in:
- Lost Sector: Site 145 [Co-op]
- Beehive [Co-op]
- Technical Difficulties [Adversarial]
- Kaiju [Co-op Zeus]
- Rebel Alliance Part 1 [Co-op]
- The Deep End [Co-op Zeus]
- Saltwater Riders [Afterparty]
- Salt Riders [Afterparty]
- Lost Sector: Bomos [Advanced Co-op for Mature People]
- Rocket League [Afterparty]
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