Today, we cleared a road of enemies with minimal casualties; teamworked our way to the objective and were foiled at the last moment by a shot in the back; almost cleared a road of mines with maximal casualties; and finally escaped with some of the CO's weird porn important documents.
These were the voyages:
- Lost Sector: Rue Nord-Chauve [Co-op]
- Everything Must Go [Co-op]
- Hard Counter [Co-op Zeus]
- Traffic Jam [Co-op]
- The Crucible [Afterparty]
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