- Surf Athanos
- Zak SE
- The 3 Way
- Craterestistance
- Night Force
- Karts! Karts! Karts!
To begin with, we were witness to a strange phenomena that indicates that we are not alone in this universe. As we prepared to assault a beachhead in Surf Athanos, we suddenly realized that our boats were stock still. As though in telekinetic stasis. So was the nearby helicopter. And the trawler from which we were deployed was levitating itself 10 meters in the air, crackling with a strange, alien energy--
From his security station watching Fer's dacha for signs of life revolution, Comrade Bodge could not hit "Reset" fast enough on the server, and we found ourselves merrily assaulting a heavily fortified town in Zak SE. With the help of an MMG team and two fragile, fragile IFVs, we stormed the town and the town stormed us. The town kinda won, but a smattering of we brave souls managed to eek out enough of a win that Zeus took pity on us and declared victory!
Flush with victory (but not really), we turned our guns on one another in The 3 Way! Tasked with rescuing a darling Gemoxy from a horrible, horrible town, NATO and CSAT squads converged on the place, shot up all of its defenders, and then Tigershark decided that a mere 3-Way was boring and decided to <<GENTLY CARESS>> six (6) NATO fiends! CSAT slaughtered all of NATO, traipsed on home, and then realized, "Wait, weren't we supposed to rescue someone too?" "Must not be that important."
A fresh run of Crateresistance saw a trio of caches all tightly packed around one single, commanding hilltop. The hill became a daisy-chain of ownership - AAF paratroopers landed atop it first, taking the FIA squad lead from behind. Lietuvis's FIA resistance fighters took their revenge and came upon Tiger and Insane from behind. Then Netkev and Gemoxy's AAF fireteam... Yeah, it was basically an endless train of hilarious flanking and (lack of) 360 security all around, with the win going to AAF's merciless multi-angle abuse of the last two FIA defenders.
Finally, Night Force saw Comrade Lietuvis charge two elite squads of REDACTED elite, highly-qualified insurance adjusters to REDACTED assess insurance claims on one REDACTED lovely, peaceful beachside resort. The claims were found to be valid at gunpoint and the Junta will be collecting their payout of 2500% replacement value to a bank account in the Maldives on Tuesday.
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I want to thank everyone who came along for today's session, especially those of you who are new - we welcome you with open arms! And open gunwales! Join the revolution, or you shall be swept into the shadows of histor-- Ahem. Yes, please join us for our Tuesday sessions if you are able.
A special note to those amongst us who would like to command, but want a little more peace and quiet to plan than the party-mandated minutes of silence: We hosts will occasionally run our Folk ARPS Senior Leadership Program(me)! That's right, it's no longer the Senior Leadership Pogrom. Now we pay you to take leadership slots! In appreciation!
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Seriously though - we really love it when everyone gathers 'round the campfire and shares their tales of death and dismay and awkward moments alone with certain comrades, so please - share away!
~ Ferrard