[Tue] 06 Feb 2018 (A Tragic Boating Accident)

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[Tue] 06 Feb 2018 (A Tragic Boating Accident)

Post by Netkev » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:13 pm

Lessons were learned and medals were earned. 18 folk were taught the never-ending lesson of high caliber munitions being really bad for you, as they set sail to great beyonds, for all of 15 seconds before hitting a pebble and dying instantly.

Thanks to everyone that showed up, we had enough people to form a full squad with toys, which is all I could ever ask for.

Runlist: Remember to check out our lovely audio-visual information registry over at this here place!

As well as that there is of course our good friend the R3 Mission Replay Sysetm, which knows if you've been bad or if you've been nice. The recordings themselves are really freaking neat-o and demonstrate just how easy it is not to see someone wearing camouflage.

There is also the permanently existent Leadership Programme which is just a fancy way of saying that if you want to, you can contact one of the hosts so we can enable one of your fun ideas. That is, as long as your idea of fun is leading a particular mission in a particular way.

And if you want to be recognizably folk-y and have the little tractor on your shoulder or on the side of your tank then you can sign up on the squad tag whotsit today! It's totally free! Probably!

Speaking of tractors on your shoulder, get a tractor on your real life human shoulder today! Only at the Folk ARPS Patch for Your Human Meat Store, available now in the default colour and a tacticool The Default Colour A Second Time. Get yours while stock lasts, half the money gathered will go to the server maintenance, and the other half will go to the UNHCR (who are just, super great people).

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