Tonight we assassinated a VIP, then were ourselves assassinated by a surprise IFV; drew the short straw, but won anyway; stole three very nice SUVs from people who definitely deserved it; attacked a mountaintop stronghold, and got what we deserved; and finally blundered around in the dark failing to spot the men in white shirts stalking us.
Those things happened in:
- Hit and Run [Co-op]
- Short Straw [Co-op]
- Aventure au Soleil [Co-op]
- Pinnacle [Co-op]
- Lost Sector: Corton Valley [Co-op]
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