[Tue] 25 Dec 2018 (It's (actually) Christmas!)

How we died (in the future)
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Aqarius
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[Tue] 25 Dec 2018 (It's (actually) Christmas!)

Post by Aqarius » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:16 am

God rest you merry insurgents, let nothing you dismay,
Remember Party policy and follow Party ways,
When comrade commissars give orders you do as they say
And it's tidings of comfort and joy!

From Party Central Leadership came orders for attack.
We fully know that when we go, some of you won't come back,
But rest assured, eternal glory follows in your tracks
And it's tidings of comfort and joy!

Now when you come upon a trench that you may fear to take
Remember, Party made the plan, it can't be a mistake,
With MMG and blue team watching, it's a piece of cake.
And it's tidings of comfort and joy!

Should there be many more of them, and only 9 of you,
You may think things are hopeless and prefer if you withdrew,
But Party knows that Glory comes to those who see things through.
And it's tidings of comfort and joy!

And if you get surrounded, and hear choppers in the sky
And there's no rescue coming, and your ammo's running dry,
Know that the Party granted you a proper way to die
And it's tidings of comfort and joy!

Missions:
  • Cloudline XS
  • Vikings
  • A Cold Day XS
  • Jolly Blue XL
  • Salt Riders
  • Rocket League
  • Realistic Mission
  • Jets
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