[Sun] 21 Jul 2019 (De-Kamyshionned)

[Freyja]

That settles it, 19 people can, in fact, not be heard screaming in space on Malden. I would like to thank everyone for their best screams and grunts of annoyance at my many, continuous puns. I can't promise that the puns will end, or even get any better, but I can promise that the assets needed to complete your missions will be granted in future missions!*
*Absolutely not.

Runlist:

• Noisemakers [Co-op]
• Homer Run [Co-op]
• Photo Op [Co-op]
• Data Raid [Co-op]

Pictured: Hostile CSAT forces committing acts of disgusting war crime, also pictured: Our rifles' impeccable marksmanship.

                                                                                                                                                                  

Remember to check out our lovely audio-visual information registry over at this here place!

Don't forget The R3 Mission Replay Sysetm, which can show you exactly which kind of goat-fuck you were in.

Lettuce not forget the Leadership Programme which is for anyone wot wants to CO without killing everyone with inexperience.

And if you want to be recognizably folk-y and have the little tractor on your shoulder or on the side of your IFV then you can sign up on the squad tag today! It's totally free**!

**It is, actually.

[stonie]

Noisemakers [Co-op]
I missed out on that one.

Homer Run [Co-op]
It started with a beautifully drawn plan. We got pretty stuck when Skippy got downed on that field, lots of smoke and bullets later we were able to recover him. During that time RedPaddy became somehow unresponsive for a short amount of time (@6:00).
Shortly after we encountered a wild IFV. After eyeballing it for a short amount of time I decided it to be 300m away. Being only 200m away I missed, and learned that unlike rifles you can't reload rocket launcher while moving, and worse so you can't abort the reload animation. The IFV ended this part for me.

Later in the reinforcement wave, we managed to capture the big tower in the city. Unfortunately the building killed me.

The Plan:


https://imgur.com/a/iy4O7CW
The Mission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st0mM1UBi0g

Photo Op [Co-op]
Being AR this one was an interesting one. Lots of armoured vehicles in that one. When we were on our way out in convoy we were too careless and the mission got ended by multipse rockets

The Plan:

https://imgur.com/a/jYvSTMN
The Mission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Rjmu3skZU

Data Raid [Co-op]
We should have brought our hacker with us. Why don't we bring a hacker all the time? The ending involved lots of reviving and being shot by helicopters and mortars

The Plan:

The Mission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ns6GjiK-o

Nice session overall