[Sun] 18 Apr 2021 (Pedestrian at Best)

How we died (in the future)
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[Sun] 18 Apr 2021 (Pedestrian at Best)

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Upwards of 17 safety conscientious folks came for an evening of close calls and direct contact with large wheeled objects. Many lives were lost to hit and run drivers.

We started with a nice romp in Livonian hills, which aside from the initial collision we made our way through the mission with relative ease. Following that we had another romp on some hills, briefly, on Tanoa. People were sure to steer clear of the IFVs this time, well, at least, up until the end of the mission. Following that we went to a familiar beach and tried to outflank the enemy only to end up pinned down and surrounded when the AH dropped its payload on us rather than the enemies encircling us. Finally we drove around the hills of Malden, avoided most collisions with our cars but our noble, handsome, intrepid hero AH1 pilot could not avoid a collision with the fast moving ground that appeared in his blindspot. :siiigh:

Runlist:
  • Lost Sector: Tower AI Roadrage [Co-op]
  • ANZAC Day [Co-op]
  • Photo Development [Co-op]
  • Shortsword [Co-op]
  • Rally: Lijnhaven [Afterparty]


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